Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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