I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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