My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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