whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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