Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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