I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Randomize
