YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
