Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize