My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
