Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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