Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
