I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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