I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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