Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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