What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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