I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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