So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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