Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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