Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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