I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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