if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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