her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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