8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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