She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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