There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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