just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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