he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
