I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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