just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Green mimosas i think yes
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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