when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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