i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
