It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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