Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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