She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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