do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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