Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Two words: nipple clamps
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