It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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