playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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