The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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