they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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