Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
you never un-have a 4some
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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