I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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