i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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