Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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