My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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