I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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