Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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