i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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