So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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