we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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