In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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