it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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