are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Please don't give away my fajitas
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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